Women and men are very different. You will understand that they are not alone and should not react so violently to ordinary everyday situations.
10. Men cannot handle a package of buns
No, of course, a man will cope with buns, do not even doubt it. But he is unlikely to be able to open the package. He will not notice that on top of the package is tied with a rope or ribbon. He will definitely tear it to the side. The man will not worry that the buns will dry out, he simply will not have such thoughts. All he can do is drop them in a closet or leave them on the table. Many men do this, neither reproaches nor scandals help. Maybe you should not start? Take a new bag and transfer these unfortunate buns. No need to cause a scandal from scratch. Even if he similarly opens cereals or pasta, take courage. After all, if he opens them, surely something is cooking. Most likely for you, so do not scold your beloved.
9. Open the package for them - the whole problem
Men can disassemble the car’s engine, repair it, install the software on the computer, but it’s already much more difficult to cope with the packaging of kefir. Perhaps this is their weakest point. Even if you just need to unscrew the lid, the man will not go the easy way. He will tear the box and will drink directly from it. It annoys many women, but what can you do. Apparently the man’s brain is designed so that it can cope with complex things, while not understanding (or not noticing) the obvious things. Suddenly your husband at this time was thinking about how to save the world. Or at least how to fix your hair dryer. At this moment, he has no time for nothing, there is no time to look at the box in search of a lid.
8. Men put items in the wrong place
He can put a plastic board in the oven. You still do not check it before turning it on? Believe me, not only did you spend the morning looking for your mug, which yesterday he kindly agreed to take away after evening tea in the living room. You only found her in the evening in the freezer. It has already been noted above that husbands have no time to think about trifles. They care about global things. Yes, thoughts about: “Lech again defeated me in tanchiki” —for them, too, are of great importance. Therefore, they perform some actions on the machine.
7. Men incorrectly tear paper towels
"What else is stupidity?" “They will think and be ... wrong.” For a woman, any trifle matters. And a ruggedly torn paper towel pisses them off. Dear ladies, calm down and exhale. So do all men. Remember yourself 10 years ago when you were running on a date with a pretty classmate. If you were told that he would tear off towels in exactly the same way, how would you react? That would not matter to you. So what happened now?
6. They leave food in the refrigerator, a portion of which is not enough even Thumbelina
A piece of cheese the size of a 5-cent coin does not surprise you anymore. A frying pan with a spoon of stew causes only emotion. Perhaps the husband loves you, otherwise to whom he leaves it all. This is the nature of men. They don’t want to wash the dishes, throw out the packaging, it’s easier to leave a tiny piece of “for later”. By the way, “later” will never come, you have to eat or throw these leftovers “from the master's table”. It is useless to say something, to try to retrain him, he will still do so.
5. Men do not know how the laundry basket opens
How else can we explain the fact that he puts dirty laundry on the basket, and not in it. Maybe he should give him a master class? “Why should I make extra movements? Anyway, you will start washing today, and you don’t even need to take apart the laundry. White on the basket, black in the corners of the room. ” Many do not understand whether a dirty T-shirt or a clean one, they try to remember when they wore it today or yesterday. And women still demand from them that after such a difficult thought process, they remember that the basket for dirty laundry opens.
4. Men will not waste their energy on trifles, they will put trash on top of the bin
They probably save energy, but rarely does a man open a bin and throw rubbish there. The principle of operation is the same as with the basket for dirty laundry. Moreover, do not demand from your husband feats in the form of preparing a garbage bag for his further "journey". He will not get it out of the bucket, tie it. He will entrust this to you. By the way, do not forget to put a new garbage bag. If you do not, the man will go against the system. He will open the lid and be sure to throw something dirty in the bin, such that you will then have to wash it for a long time to come. Not a husband, a bucket.
3. When a man cooks, the kitchen turns into the dirtiest place in the whole house
Yes, yes, even if it has 16 floors and 10 entrances. He will not be able to cook porridge and not spill milk. Even dumplings will try to "run away" from them, and they will succeed. But will a man wash the stove? Of course no. So be careful to hint to your beloved about a romantic dinner. Dinner will pass, and you will have to wash a bunch of dirty dishes. And a dirty stove, and a stained floor. If your man cooked lunch or dinner while staining all the dishes, do not criticize him. Thank, praise, and dirty dishes - it's not so scary. Do not spoil the festive mood. Men do not every day agree to such feats.
2. They do not know how to use the simplest household appliances.
Your husband probably does not know from which side you can approach the multicooker. He does not know how much detergent is needed for the dishwasher and how much powder is for washing. So, if you give him instructions, ask if he knows how to use these devices. Do not trust him if he answers in the affirmative. If possible, do it yourself. If not, at least check. Do not trust husband washing. He doesn't even suggest that your white lace underwear cannot be washed with his black socks and jeans. And washing modes for him do not exist at all.
1. They do not know how to dress children
If you see children on the street who are very strangely dressed, you should know that most likely my mother was not at home. Many men are unpretentious in clothes, the more they will not choose clothes for children. They don’t even know about the purpose of some things. On the Internet there are a lot of funny photos on this topic, and this is not a photo montage. Leave your husband with children, leave clear instructions on what to wear, on whom, and in what order. Otherwise, the photos of your children will also end up on the World Wide Web. If he does not cope with the task, at least laugh. Relate to what your man does with humor, then it will be easier for you and him.